
I'll let you in on a little secret. I love McDonald's french fries. I love them. They are addictive. (It's been proven in studies, I swear.) But, despite the fact that my body craves them, I try to practice a little restraint and not have them with every meal. This is made difficult by the fact that there is a McDonald's ONE BLOCK FROM MY OFFICE and TWO BLOCKS FROM MY HOUSE. So, I have made a deal with my craving. I can have McDonald's fries when it is both Friday AND a payday (which happens every 6-8 weeks). So, today? You got it: Friday Fry Day. Oh, yes! But, I did not buy any fries. No sirree. I had a salad instead. A bland tasteless salad that was a leftover from Tuesday night.
My lunch (post chowing down):

And to wash it down: a diet Pepsi and a multi-vitamin.

This made me realize two things: 1) I might be getting sick; and 2) I am totally that annoying person in the office.